Hating something doesn’t always have to be a bad thing. In fact, sometimes it can be quite humorous. Check out our funny jokes about hating and see for yourself!
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Jokes about people who are always late
Why are people who are always late always so surprised when they find out that the rest of us have been waiting for them?
I’m not saying that I hate people who are always late, but I do think that they should be required to wear a sign that says “WARNING: I may be late.”
I’m not sure what it is about people who are always late, but they seem to think that the rest of us have nothing better to do than wait around for them.
If you’re one of those people who is always late, please stop making the rest of us hate you.
Jokes about people who are always on their phone
Why do people who are always on their phone have no time for anything else?
Because they’re busy checking Facebook.
Jokes about people who are always talking
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the person who was always talking!
Jokes about people who are always in a hurry
Why are people in a hurry always in such a rush?
Because they’re afraid someone might catch them standing still!
Jokes about people who are always forgetful
What do you call a forgetful person?
A space cadet!
What do you call a forgetful person who forgets to brush their teeth?
A plaq Addict!
Why did the forgetful person cross the road?
To get to the other side!
How do you help a forgetful person?
You jog their memory!