Funny Harry Potter Jokes Your Kids Will Love

From the Sorting Hat to Quidditch, your kids will love these funny Harry Potter jokes.

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Looking for some laughs? These funny Harry Potter jokes are perfect for kids of all ages. Whether you’re a fan of the books, the movies, or both, these jokes will have you and your little ones in stitches.

The Best Harry Potter Jokes

Jokes about Harry Potter

Why did Hogwarts keep eliminating potions students?

Because they just couldn’t cut it.

Why did Harry Potter cross the road?

To get to Snape’s house!

What do you call a Quidditch referee who’s just had a bad day?

A beater!

Jokes about Ron Weasley

-Why did Ron Weasley cross the road?
To get to the other side of Hermione!

-Why is Ron Weasley so good at Quidditch?
Because he has the head for it!

-What does Ron Weasley use to brush his hair?
A Sorting Hat!

Jokes about Hermione Granger

1. What do you call Hermione Granger when she’s angry?
2. A herd of wild Granger!
3. What do you call Hermione Granger when she’s not paying attention?
4. A space Hermione!
5. How many Hermiones does it take to screw in a light bulb?
6. Only one, but it takes forever because she has to look up the instructions first!

Jokes about Lord Voldemort

1. How does Lord Voldemort like his eggs?

2. What’s Lord Voldemort’s favorite type of cheese?

3. What did Lord Voldemort say when he found out he was adopted?
“You Slytherin!”

4. Why is Lord Voldemort so mean?
Because he has a soul-dementor.


Harry Potter jokes are a great way to get your kids laughing. They are also a great way to get them to read the books! If you have any other funny Harry Potter jokes, be sure to share them with us in the comments below.

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