Funny Handicap Jokes to Make You Smile

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny handicap jokes. From clever one-liners to hilarious stories, we’ve got all the jokes you need to put a smile on your face.

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Jokes about being handicapped

Here are some jokes about being handicapped to make you smile.

Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: No Idea

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side
Q: Why did the disabled man cross the road?
A: I don’t know, but it sure was inspiring!

Jokes about dating someone who is handicapped

Q: What do you call a handicapped person on a date?
A: Arm candy!

Q: What do you call two handicapped people in love?
A: A match made in heaven!

Jokes about friends or family members who are handicapped

Q: What do you call a handicapped person who doesn’t want to be around other handicapped people?
A: Anti-social.

Q: What do you call a group of handicapped people in a van?
A: A moving violation.

Q: Why don’t handicapped people like getting thrown out of bars?
A: Because it takes them forever to get back up!

Q: Why are there so many old handicapped people?
A: Because they’re the only ones that can afford the disability benefits!

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