Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny handicap jokes. From clever one-liners to hilarious stories, we’ve got all the jokes you need to put a smile on your face.
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Jokes about being handicapped
Here are some jokes about being handicapped to make you smile.
Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: No Idea
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side
Q: Why did the disabled man cross the road?
A: I don’t know, but it sure was inspiring!
Jokes about dating someone who is handicapped
Q: What do you call a handicapped person on a date?
A: Arm candy!
Q: What do you call two handicapped people in love?
A: A match made in heaven!
Jokes about friends or family members who are handicapped
Q: What do you call a handicapped person who doesn’t want to be around other handicapped people?
A: Anti-social.
Q: What do you call a group of handicapped people in a van?
A: A moving violation.
Q: Why don’t handicapped people like getting thrown out of bars?
A: Because it takes them forever to get back up!
Q: Why are there so many old handicapped people?
A: Because they’re the only ones that can afford the disability benefits!
