Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny hammer jokes. They’re sure to brighten your day!
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Jokes about hammers
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the hammer store!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the hammer!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the Gorilla cross the road?
Because he was sick of being bananas!
Jokes about nails
Q: Why did the nail go to the beauty parlor?
A: For a manicure!
Q: What do you call a person who drives a nails into the ground?
A: A hammer thrower!
Q. How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it takes eight tries to get it right.
Q: How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Depends how tight you want it!
Jokes about wood
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
Why was the math book unhappy?
Because it had too many problems
Jokes about saws
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about construction workers
Construction workers are some of the hardest working people in the world. They work long hours in all kinds of weather to build the structures that we use every day. They are also some of the most helpful people around, always willing to lend a hand – or a hammer – to those in need.
And, as it turns out, they are also responsible for some of the funniest jokes around! Here are a few of our favorites:
Why did the construction worker cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the construction worker put his tool belt on backwards?
Because he was left-handed!
What do you call a construction worker who can’t read?
Laid off!
What does a construction worker use to break up concrete?
A jackhammer!
Jokes about DIY
Q: Why did the man go to the hardware store?
A: He needed a new hammer!
Q: Why did the woman go to the hardware store?
A: She needed a new drill!
Jokes about home improvement
Q: What do you call a hammer that doesn’t work?
A: Ahammer!
Q: How does a home improvement store worker tell a customer that they don’t carry what they’re looking for?
A: We don’t carry that, but we have a nice selection of hammers.
