Funny Hamlet Jokes to Make You Smile

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of Funny Hamlet Jokes to Make You Smile. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got all the jokes you need to brighten your day.

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Joke #1

Why did Hamlet cross the road?

To get to the other soliloquy!

Joke #2

Why did Hamlet cross the road?

To get to the other soliloquy!

Joke #3

Why did Hamlet ask Horatio to drop him off at the nearest port?

Because he wanted to get “ship faced”!

Joke #4

Why did Hamlet cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Joke #5

Why did Hamlet cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #6

Why did Hamlet cross the road?

To get to the other soliloquy!

Joke #7

Why did Hamlet live in Denmark?

Because Shakespeare said so!

Joke #8

Why did Horatio smile when Hamlet said “I knew him, Horatio”?

Because he was happy that Hamlet knew him!

Joke #9

Why did Gertrude marry Claudius?

Because he was her type!

Joke #10

Why did Hamlet cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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