Funny Hamilton Jokes: The Best of the Internet

A collection of the best Hamilton jokes from around the internet. If you’re a fan of the musical, you’ll love this!

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Welcome to our collection of funny Hamilton jokes!

Whether you’re a fan of the hit Broadway musical or just looking for a laugh, we’ve got you covered.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the hilarity that is Hamilton jokes!

The Best of the Internet

Jokes about Alexander Hamilton

Q: What do you call Alexander Hamilton when he’s not busy being dead?
A: A Revolutionary War hero!

Q: How did Alexander Hamilton die?
A: He was shot by Aaron Burr!

Q: Why was Alexander Hamilton such a great leader?
A: He had a lot of foresight!

Jokes about Aaron Burr

Why did Aaron Burr cross the road?

To get to the other Hamilton!

What do you call Aaron Burr when he’s not around?


Why was Aaron Burr such a bad shot?

Because he was always aiming for Hamilton!

Jokes about Thomas Jefferson

Why did Thomas Jefferson always look like he needed a hug?
because he was built that way


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