Funny Halloween Jokes for the Library

Looking for some laughs this Halloween? Check out our collection of funny Halloween jokes, perfect for telling at the library!

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Q: Why don’t ghosts like daylight savings time?
A: It reminds them of when they were alive.

Q: What does a ghost use to wash his car?
A: Soap and ghoul-ash.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon Bone-apart.


Why did the skeleton go to the library?

Jokes for Kids

Q. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A. A blood orange!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a snowman?
A. Frostbite!

Q. How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A. On blood vessels!

Q. How does a vampire start a car?
A. With coffin keys!

Jokes for Adults

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really scary?

A. Boo-hoo!

Q. What does a Goblin use to keep his hair in place?

A. A ghoul-hold!

Q. How do you mend a broken jack-o’-lantern?

A. Use a pumpkin patch!


We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny Halloween jokes for the library! If you have any other great jokes that we should add to the list, please share them with us in the comments below.

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