Funny Halloween Jokes You Can Print Out

It’s that time of year again! Check out our roundup of some of the best, funniest Halloween jokes that you can print out and share with friends.

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Halloween is fast approaching, and that means it’s time to start thinking about costumes, parties, and of course, candy! But what about Halloween jokes? Whether you’re looking for jokes to tell your friends or family, or just want to have a few laughs yourself, we’ve got you covered.

Here are some of our favorite Halloween jokes that you can print out and enjoy:

Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A: Spook-getti!

Q: How do ghosts stay in shape?
A: They take sheetercise!

Q: What kind of streets do ghosts live on?
A: Dead ends!

Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Underworld!

Funny Halloween Jokes

Halloween is just around the corner, which means it’s time to get into the Halloween spirit! One way to do that is by telling some spooky jokes. Here are some of our favourites that you can print out and share with your friends.

A scary Halloween joke

Why did the ghosts have a meeting?
To discuss their haunting issues!

A joke about ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for breakfast?


A joke about witches

Why did the witch cross the road?

To get to her broom!


We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny Halloween jokes! If you’re looking for more Halloween fun, check out our Halloween activities for kids, Halloween crafts, and Halloween games. And don’t forget to follow us on Facebook for our latest jokes and updates!

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