Funny Halloween Jokes for 2018

It’s that time of year again! Here are some funny Halloween jokes to make your holiday even better.

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Are you looking for some hilariously funny Halloween jokes to get you through the spooky season? Then look no further! We’ve gathered together some of the best Halloween jokes out there, so you can have a good giggle whilst you’re carving your pumpkin or trick or treating.

So without further ado, here are our top picks for funny Halloween jokes:

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: A hobbling ghost!

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A blood orange!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side… of the grave!

Funny Halloween Jokes

Q. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Knock, Knock jokes

-Knock, knock.
-Who’s there?
-Witch who?
-Witch one of you is going to ask me for candy?

Q&A jokes

Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the grocerySCAREm!

Q: What do you call two witches who share an apartment?
A: Broom-mates!

Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the party by himself?
A. He had no body to go with him!


Here are some funny Halloween one-liners that will make you laugh out loud:

-Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts!
-What do ghosts drink? Boos!
-Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? Because he wanted to improve his bite!
-How do zombies always know where they’re going? They have a GPS: grave yard, pumpkin patch, blood bank!
-What do ghosts call each other when they pass in the street? Sheet!
-Where do most ghosts live? In transylvania!
-Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through!


And that’s our list of funny Halloween jokes for 2018! We hope you enjoyed them and that they helped get you into the Halloween spirit. If you’re still looking for more Halloween fun, be sure to check out our other Halloween articles, including our list of the best Halloween movies of all time.

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