Funny Halloween Insurance Jokes

Check out our collection of funny Halloween insurance jokes. From ghosts to goblins, we’ve got all the bases covered.

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It’s that time of year again! Time to get your Halloween costume ready, stock up on candy, and most importantly, make sure your insurance is up to date. At Halloween, there are always a few extra things to remember in order to make sure you and your family are safe and protected.

Here are a few Halloween insurance jokes to get you in the spooky spirit:

Q: What do you call an insurance agent in a haunted house?
A: A ghostwriter!

Q: How does an insurance company keep Dracula from biting people?
A: They put a rider on his policy against undead riders!

Q: Why did the skeleton go into the life insurance office?
A: To bone up on his coverage!

Q: Why did the mummy call the insurance company?
A: He wanted to wrap up his coverage!


Why did the chicken go to the seance?To have his fortune told.

Trick or Treat?

A family was driving in their car on Halloween night. The father was driving and the mother and children were in the back seat. The mother was keeping an eye on her children while they were Trick or Treating. The father was driving cautiously, but he still managed to hit a pumpkin. The pumpkin smashed all over the windscreen.

The father stopped the car and got out to assess the damage. The mother and children also got out of the car to see what had happened.

The father looked at the smashed pumpkin on the ground and then looked at his car. He shook his head and said, “I’m so sorry. I didn’t see that pumpkin.”

The mother looked at her husband and then at the ground. She shook her head and said, “It’s okay, dear. I didn’t see it either.”

The children were standing there with their mouths open in disbelief. Finally, one of them spoke up and said, “But Dad, Mom, we saw it! It was right in front of the car!”

I’m a Ghost!

“I’m a ghost,” said the man to the insurance agent. “I don’t need any insurance.”

“You might not need it,” replied the agent, “but if you’re a ghost, it’s required by law.”

I’m a Zombie!

Q: Why did the zombie get fired from the insurance company?

A: For making too many claims!

I’m a Vampire!

I’m a vampire! I don’t have to worry about car insurance, life insurance, or health insurance.

I’m a Witch!

Why did the witch cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the Insurance Agent cross the road? To get to the other side!


We hope you enjoyed our funny Halloween insurance jokes. If you have any Halloween insurance jokes of your own, please share them with us in the comments below. And if you’re looking for more Halloween fun, be sure to check out our other posts, including our list of the best Halloween movies and our roundup of the best Halloween candy.

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