Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny Haitian jokes! Guaranteed to make you chuckle, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh.
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Jokes about Haiti
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the earthquake!
Jokes about the Haitian flag
What’s the Haitian flag look like?
Two adults and a child waving goodbye on a sinking boat.
Jokes about Haitian food
What do you call a Haitian dish made with rice and beans?
A poor man’s meal!
Jokes about Haitian music
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Haitian music!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Haitian music!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Haitian music!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to school!
Jokes about Haitian people
Haitian people are known for their sense of humor. If you want to make a Haitian person laugh, here are some jokes that you can tell them.
Jokes about Haitian men
Why did the Haitian man cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the Haitian man go to the library?
To get a book on how to cross the road!
Why did the Haitian man go to school?
To learn how to cross the road!
How does a Haitian man say “I love you”?
“I’ll kill you if you don’t cross the road!”
Jokes about Haitian women
Why are Haitian women so tough?
Because they can carry a sack of rice on their head while giving birth!
Jokes about Haitian children
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the house.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to Haiti.
Jokes about Haiti’s history
Jokes about the Haitian Revolution
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the Haitian Revolution!
Why did Toussaint L’Ouverture cross the road?
To lead his army to freedom!
Why did Dessalines cross the road?
To declare Haiti an independent nation!
Jokes about Haitian presidents
Michel Martelly:
“Why did Michel Martelly cross the road?
To get to the other side!”
“Why did Michel Martelly cross the road?
To get to the other side!”
“Why did Michel Martelly cross the road?
To get to the other side!”
Jokes about Haitian politicians
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the country!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the country!
What’s a Haitian’s favorite fruit?
Coconuts!
Why did Haiti vote for Trump?
Because he promised to make America great again!
