Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny hair jokes. From bald jokes to wig jokes, we’ve got all the jokes you need to keep your hair-larious side amused.
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Jokes about Bad Hair Days
Jokes about bad hair days are always funny, no matter how many times you’ve heard them. If you’re having a bad hair day, or you just need a good laugh, check out these jokes about bad hair days.
-How do you describe aperfectly round head?
A: It’s Round-the-clock!
-Why did the bald man paint his head with stripes?
A: So that he could part his hair in the middle!
-What do you call a bald man with a seagull on his head?
A: airstrip!
Jokes about Unusual Hair
-Why did the bald man paint his head?
To fool the crows.
-What’s a pirate’s favorite hair style?
Aweigh!
-What do you call a hairdresser with dandruff?
A flake out.
-What kind of hair does an alligator have?
None. It’s bald.
Jokes about Losing Hair
Hair today, gone tomorrow! Check out our collection of hair-raising jokes that will have you laughing until you’re bald.
Q: What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: Snowballs.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.
Q: How does a rabbi make coffee?
A: Hebrews it!
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q. Why did the gym close down?
A. It just didn’t work out!
Jokes about Dandruff
Dandruff is no laughing matter… until you read these dandruff jokes! Then it’s hilarious. We know, because we’ve tested them on our own dandruff-prone scalps. (Just kidding, we don’t have dandruff. But we know people who do!)
Why did the guy with dandruff hang out in the movies?
So he could hear the Shhhhhhhhhhhhh sound every time somebody moved their head!
Why did the guy with dandruff cross the road?
So he could get to the other flake!
Why did the guy with dandruff go to the beach? To get tide out!
Why did the guy with dandruff drink milk? So he could have a white liquid coming out of his nose!
Jokes about Gray Hair
Jokes about gray hair are plentiful, and they range from good-natured fun to mean-spirited jabs. If you’re looking for a laugh, here are some funny gray hair jokes to enjoy.
Why did the woman with gray hair cross the road?
To get to the other dye job!
What do you call a woman with gray hair?
An honorary platinum card holder!
What’s the best way to describe gray hair?
It’s like air conditioning for your head!
Why don’t women with gray hair wear bikinis?
Because they don’t want to be mistaken for grandmas!
