Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny h2o jokes! From puns to knock-knock jokes, we’ve got all the water-based humor you need to make a splash!
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Jokes about water
Why did the ocean wave say goodbye to the beach?
Because it was looking for a sea change!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the water go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little off!
Why did the water drink so much coffee?
Because it was dehydrated!
Why did the water take a bath?
Because it was dirty!
Jokes about swimming
Q: Why do divers go deep into the ocean in search of pearls?
A: Because oysters can’t clap!
Q: Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the drowning man?
A: He was in too deep!
Q: How does a scuba diver know when he has found an octopus?
A: He gets a little squidged!
Q. What does a mermaid wear to a swimming party?
A. An Algae-bra!
Jokes about the ocean
Q: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
Q: How does a squid go into battle?
A: Well armed!
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q. What did the ocean say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved!
Jokes about boats
Why did the boat go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little hull!
Why wouldn’t the lifeguard save the sinking ship?
Because it was too far out to sea!
What does a boat become when it gets old?
Jokes about fishing
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why don’t fish play cards?
Because they’re scared of getting hooked!
What’s a fish’s favorite TV show?