A compilation of the funniest jokes about guitar players, perfect for anyone who loves making fun of musicians.
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Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the guitar player cross the road? because he was following the drummer!Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the man cross the road? To get to the cinema!Why did the woman cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the vampire cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the zombie cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the dirt cross the road? Because he was sick of being dirty!
Funny guitar player jokes
Why don’t guitar players like to play in tune?
Because it ruins the illusion that they’re good.
Why do guitar players put their guitars on the floor before they play them?
To keep the neighbors from hearing them practice.
How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you’re going to need at least two amps.
How do you know if a guitar player is at your door?
They can’t find the key and they don’t know when to come in.
More jokes
Why couldn’t the guitar player get a job?Because his hap hap happy birthday was too hap hap happy.Why did the guitar player throw his watch out the window?Because he wanted to see time fly!Why did the guitar player put his guitar in the freezer?To keep it from getting hot!
Even more funny guitar player jokes
Q: How can you tell if a guitar player is smiling?
A: If they’re not playing, they’re not smiling.
Q: Why don’t guitar players catch colds as often as other people?
A: Because they have guitars to keep their hands warm.
Q: What do you call a guitar player who only knows two chords?
A: A beginner.
even more jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side.Why did the duck cross the road?To get to the other side.Why did the mosquito cross the road?To get to the other side.Why did the banana cross the road?Because he was sick of being mashed.Why did the boy cross the road?To get to the other side.
even more funny guitar player jokes
Why don’t guitarists play hide and seek?
Because nobody will look for them.
Why are guitarists always so happy?
Because they know the secret to life… 1234 E, 567 G, 910 B, 1112 D!
How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one… but he’ll need seventeen guitars!
