Funny Guinea Pig Jokes to Make You Smile

Looking for some funny guinea pig jokes to make you smile? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing out loud.

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Jokes

What do you call a guinea pig with no legs?

A guinea pig without legs is called a ‘sogi.’

What do you call a guinea pig with a head cold?

A sniffling pig!

How do you catch a runaway guinea pig?

With a Guinea Pig Trap!

Puns

If you’re looking for some funny Guinea pig jokes, you’ve come to the right place! These puns will make you smile and will definitely get a chuckle out of your Guinea pig.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can’t put it down!

I tried to catch some fog earlier.

I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why don’t ghosts like parties?

Because they have no body to dance with!

I’m not a fan of German sauerkraut.

I’m not a fan of German sauerkraut. I prefer my pigs in a blanket.

Riddles

Why did the guinea pig cross the road? To get to the other side! This may be one of the most popular jokes out there, but it still never fails to make us smile. If you’re looking for some more hilarity in your life, check out these funny guinea pig jokes.

Why did the guinea pig cross the road?

Why did the guinea pig cross the road?

To get to the other side!

How do you throw a space party?

You planet!

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

They are easy to see through.

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