A collection of the funniest, most gross jokes that will make you laugh and cringe at the same time.
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Introduction
Gross jokes are the best kind of jokes. They make you laugh, but they also make you cringe a little bit. They’re the type of jokes that you don’t really want to tell in polite company, but you can’t resist telling them anyway.
If you’re looking for a good gross joke, then look no further. We’ve compiled a list of the funniest gross jokes that we could find. From sick puns to toilet humor, these jokes will have you laughing out loud despite yourself.
So if you’re in the mood for some juvenile humor, then check out our list of the funniest gross jokes around. Just be warned, some of them are pretty disgusting!
The Funniest Jokes
Are you looking for a good laugh? Do you want to gross out your friends with the funniest jokes? Well, you’ve come to the right place. Grosser Than Gross: The Funniest Jokes is a collection of the funniest, most disgusting jokes you’ll ever hear. From fart jokes to booger jokes, we’ve got them all.
Jokes for Kids
These jokes are less gross than the ones on the previous page, but kids might still giggle at the potty humor.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: How do you catch a cheetah?
A: You tie him to a post!
Q: How many days are in a week?
A: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Jokes for Adults
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call a snowman with a hard-on? Frosty the Snowman!
What do you call an Igloo full of Eskimos? An Igloo!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? By his calendar!
What did Santa say when he lost his elves? Where the hell have my little people gone?!
The Funniest Jokes of All Time
Laughter is the best medicine, they say. And what better way to achieve fits of giggles than by reading jokes that are so funny, they’re gross? From toilet humor to puns so bad they’re good, we’ve rounded up the funniest jokes of all time.
Jokes for Kids
These jokes are so silly and stupid they will make you laugh out loud. But beware, some of these jokes are incredibly inaccurate.
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes for Adults
Jokes for Adults
Sometimes the best jokes are the ones that make you laugh and wince at the same time. Be warned, some of these gross jokes are definitely not for the faint-hearted!
Q: What’s worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A: Finding half a maggot.
Q: What’s green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit’s finger.
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
