Don’t Tell Mom, but I’ve Got Some Funny Gross Jokes for You

Don’t Tell Mom, but I’ve Got Some Funny Gross Jokes for You is a site that celebrates all things gross and funny. From jokes and memes to videos and articles, we’ve got it all!

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Introduction

Welcome to my funny gross jokes page! Here you’ll find some of the best, most tasteless jokes around. If you’re looking for a good laugh, and don’t mind a few gasps and groans along the way, then you’ve come to the right place!

Jokes

Are you ready for some laughs? These gross jokes are sure to get a rise out of you- or anyone else who hears them. Be warned, they are not for the faint of heart or those with delicate sensibilities. So if you’re easily offended, you might want to skip this section. But if you’re ready for some good, clean(ish) fun, then read on!

Knock-knock jokes

Knock-knock jokes are a classic type of joke that are usually told between friends or family. They typically involve one person asking another person a question, who then responds with a punchline.

Knock-knock jokes often involve puns or wordplay, and can be quite humorous. However, they can also be quite crude and gross, so be warned!

Here are some examples of Knock-knock jokes:

-Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- MOO!

-Knock knock. Who’s there? toilet. toilet who? Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was a bathroom!

-Knock knock. Who’s there? skeletons. skeletons who? We don’t know, we just fell out of the closet!

Yo’ mama jokes

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when God said, “Let there be light,” he had to ask her to move first.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the only way she can fit into her car is if she rolls down the window.

Dead baby jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?
To get to the other diaper!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the baby!

How do you catch a cheetah?
Tie him to a post!

How do you stop a baby from crying?
Remove its batteries!

Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed our list of funny gross jokes! If you have any favorite gross jokes that we didn’t include, please share them with us in the comments below. And don’t forget to share this with your friends if you found it entertaining!

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