A light-hearted look at the funnier side of graphing that is sure to make you smile. From the strange and bizarre to the just plain funny, we’ve got it all!

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## Graphing Jokes

If you are put into a situation where you have to graph a lot of data, sometimes it can be helpful to take a break and laugh at a few graphing jokes. It might seem like a silly thing to do, but it can actually help you de-stress and refocus. Plus, it can be a fun way to bond with your fellow data scientists!

### Jokes about linear equations

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the equation!

Why was Cinderella so bad at math?

Because her coach turned into a pumpkin at midnight!

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Because it already had a million degrees!

### Jokes about quadratic equations

A math teacher asked his class, “If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?”

“A big hand!” came the reply.

The math teacher then asked, “If I had seven apples in one hand and eight apples in the other, what would I have?”

This time there was total silence in the classroom. So the math teacher repeated the question. “If I had seven apples in one hand and eight apples in the other, what would I have?”

Again there was total silence. So the math teacher raised his voice and said, “If I had seven apples in one hand and eight apples in the other, what would I have?”

At this point a small voice at the back of the classroom said, “A big wawa!”

### Jokes about graphing calculators

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side…of the graph!

Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher?

Because they had differentacs!

Why didn’t the number 4 want to go out with 8?

Because 8 was too big for him!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9!

## Bar Graph Jokes

### Jokes about bar graphs

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side…of the bar graph!

What do you call a duck that’s addicted to bar graphs?

A quackpot!

Why did the graphing calculator break up with the statistics book?

Because it was sick of being plotless!

### Jokes about line graphs

Why was the line graph so sad?

Because his slope was negative.

Why was the perpendicular line upset?

Because he was never intersecting.

How do you make a bar graph feel better?

Give him a hug!

### Jokes about pie charts

Why did the statistician love pie charts?

Because they were full of data!

## Coordinate Plane Jokes

Every math class needs a little bit of humor now and then to lighten the mood and bring a smile to everyone’s face. These coordinate plane jokes are perfect for that! They’re short, they’re sweet, and they’ll definitely make you chuckle. So enjoy, and remember, math can be fun!

### Jokes about the x-axis

What does an x-axis say to the y-axis?

Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.

Why did the chicken cross the x-axis?

To get to the other side.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9!

What do you call a number that can’t be factored?

prime.

### Jokes about the y-axis

Why did the chicken cross the x-axis? To get to the other side!

Why did the duck cross the x-axis? To get to the other side!

Why did the mosquito cross the x-axis? To get to the other side!

Why did the banana cross the x-axis? Because he was sick of being called yellow!

Why did the boy cross the y-axis? To get to algebra class!

### Jokes about the origin

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the coordinate plane!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the coordinate plane!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the coordinate plane!

## Jokes about Specific Points on the Coordinate Plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This classic joke can be applied to the coordinate plane. Just like the chicken, points on the coordinate plane want to get to the other side too! Let’s see how this joke works with specific points on the coordinate plane.

### Jokes about the point (0,0)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the mosquito cross the road?

To get to the other side!

### Jokes about the point (1,1)

There are plenty of jokes out there about specific points on the coordinate plane. Here are just a few of our favorites:

-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! (Point (1,1))

-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to point (1,1)!

-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to point (1,1)!

-Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to point (1,-1)!

### Jokes about the point (-1,-1)

What’s the point of a point (-1,-1)?

It’s pointless!