Looking for some good laughs? Check out our collection of Funny Grandpa Jokes That Will Make You Laugh. We’ve got all the classics, plus some new ones that are sure to get you chuckling. So sit back, relax, and enjoy a good laugh courtesy of your favorite grandpa jokester.
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Jokes about Grandpa’s hearing
Why did Grandpa put his hearing aid in the fridge?
Because he wanted to see how long it would take for him to find it!
Why did Grandpa go outside to talk on the phone?
Because he couldn’t hear what the person on the other end was saying!
Why did Grandpa put his ear to the ground?
To see if he could hear the train coming!
Jokes about Grandpa’s eyesight
Why did Grandpa go to the eye doctor?
To get his eyes checked!
What did Grandpa say when he stepped on the scale?
“I don’t know why everyone is always making fun of my weight. I’m not that heavy!”
Jokes about Grandpa’s memory
Grandpa, do you remember when you used to tell me stories about when you were younger?
Yes, I remember those days very well.
What was your favorite story to tell?
I always enjoyed telling the one about the time I forgot my own Grandpa’s birthday.
Jokes about Grandpa’s sense of humor
Why did Grandpa always tell jokes?
Because he was hilarious!
Jokes about Grandpa’s love life
My grandpa always told me, “Don’t worry about finding the right person, just be the right person.” He was single for 80 years.
Why did Grandpa always sleep with a pillow under his head? So he wouldn’t wake up dead.
I asked my Grandpa if he’d ever gotten a professional massage. He said, “Well, one time I got into a hot tub and somebody sat on my face.”