Need some funny goodbye jokes to make your farewells more lighthearted? Check out our collection of the best ones!
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Jokes about Leaving
So you’re leaving, huh? We’ll miss you! But before you go, why not share a few laughs with us? Here are some funny goodbye jokes to make your farewells more lighthearted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about Retiring
What’s the best thing about retirement?
You finally get to put your feet up and do nothing!
How many retirees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it might take him all day.
Why did the retiree cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
How can you tell if a retiree is hot?
She’s breathing!
Jokes about Moving
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it!
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side!
Jokes about Death
“I’m not saying that I don’t want to die, I’m just not in a hurry.” – George Carlin
“I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.” – Unknown
“Death is nature’s way of telling you to slow down.” -Unknown
