Funny Golfing Jokes: One Liners to Make You Laugh

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny golfing jokes. From one-liners to puns, these jokes are sure to make you laugh.

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Golf is a game that is typically enjoyed by those who are passionate about the sport. However, there are plenty of people who enjoy playing golf simply because it is a great way to spend time with friends or family. Regardless of why you enjoy playing golf, it is important to remember that the game should always be fun. With that being said, here are ten funny golfing jokes that are sure to make you laugh:

“I’m not saying I hate golf, but I do have a problem with all those old men chasing a little white ball around.”

“I asked my wife if she wanted to go play golf with me and she said no. I was so upset that I almost drove my clubs into the ground.”

“Golf is easy. You just have to hit the little white ball into the big hole.”

“I’ve been playing golf for years and I still can’t get the hang of it.”

“I asked my caddy if he could help me improve my game and he said ‘Sure, I can help you hit the ball farther and straighter.’ So I had him carry my clubs for me.”

“My doctor told me that playing golf was good for my health. So far, I’ve lost three balls and two putters.”

“Golf is a lot like life… it’s frustrating, difficult, and sometimes you just want to throw your clubs in the water and give up.”

“I’m not sayng that golf is easy, but it definitely doesn’t require two people to play.”

“I was out on the course yesterday when I heard someone shouting ‘Fore!’ I ducked just in time to avoid being hit by an elderly gentleman’s tee shot.”
“A woman goes up to a golfer on the driving range and asks him ‘Excuse me, sir, but do you think you could help me? My husband always teases me about my terrible swing.’ The golfer looks at her for a moment and then says ‘Well madam, perhaps we can work something out. Why don’t you take your clothes off?’ The woman is shocked but agrees. The golfer looks at her for a few moments and then says ‘Okay ma’am, now try hitting the ball.'”

One Liners

Q. How can you tell which golfers cheat?

A. They’re the ones who do better when they play with a stranger!

Q. What’s the biggest difference between a golf pro and a golf novice?

A. A golf pro produces shots That land where they intended; A golf novice just winds up wherever his ball happens to go!

Q: Why is it good to have a female caddy?
A: Because they know how to estimation a yardage within 10 yards and will spend half an hour trying to fix your slice.


We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny golfing jokes! If you have any other hilarious one-liners, be sure to share them with us in the comments below. And if you’re looking for more golfing humor, check out our post on the best golf puns.

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