Looking for a good laugh? We’ve got the best golf jokes around, and they just so happen to be dirty too!
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Golf Jokes
Golf is a game that is often taken very seriously- but it doesn’t always have to be! In fact, some of the best golf jokes are also some of the dirtiest. If you’re looking for a good laugh (and maybe a few cheeky innuendos), then read on for the funniest golf jokes that are also dirty.
What do you call a snowman on the golf course?
A Frosty Tee!
How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
The answer, of course, depends on whether you are talking about a Ryder Cup team or a group of hackers on a Saturday morning.
If you are talking about a Ryder Cup team, the answer is four: one to do it and three to stand around and talk about how much better Jack Nicklaus would have done it.
If you are talking about a group of hackers on a Saturday morning, the answer is five: one to do it, two to bet on whether he can do it, one to give him advice on how to do it, and one to watch him do it so he can tell everyone how he did it.
What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A skydiver knows when to trust his parachute.
Dirty Golf Jokes
What do you call a golfer with an IQ of 120?
What do you call a golfer with an IQ of 120? A foursome!
What’s the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
I don’t know, but I heard that you have to be really good to get a woman to have one.
How do you know a golf course is really, really dirty?
When the water hazard is stagnant and has a scum on top!
