Funny Goldfish Jokes That Will Make You Smile

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny goldfish jokes. These jokes are guaranteed to make you smile.

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Joke #1

Why did the goldfish go to the hospital?

He was feeling a bit fishy!

Joke #2

Why did the goldfish cross the road?

To get to the other bowl!

Joke #3

Q: How does a goldfish turn on the light in its aquarium?
A: It uses a power switch!

Joke #4

Why did the goldfish cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #5

Why did the goldfish cross the road?

To get to the other bowl!

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