Funny Gold Jokes to Make You Laugh

Need a laugh? Check out our collection of funny gold jokes. From miners to investors, we’ve got jokes for everyone.

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Why is gold so valuable?
Because it is rare, durable, and has a low reactivity. Gold is also a good conductor of electricity and heat, which is why it is used in electronics and computer chips.


What do you call a goldfish with no money?
A platinum fish!

How do you catch a cheetah?
You tie him to a post!

Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side!


Q. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
A. R, because it’s the end of “arrrgh.”

Q. Why was the pelican kicked out of the hotel?
A. He kept bringing in dead sea food!

Q. How does a dog stop a videotape?
A. It eats the tape

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