It’s that time of year again! Get into the Thanksgiving spirit with these funny Gobble Gobble jokes.
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Introduction
Gobble, gobble, jokes for your Thanksgiving table! These funny turkey jokes are perfect for kids of all ages. From bad turkey puns to silly Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes, there’s something for everyone. These Funny Gobble Gobble Jokes are perfect for making this holiday even more enjoyable!
Turkey Jokes
What do you call a turkey in a cowboy movie?
A turkey lasso!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A turkey that can give you a bear hug!
What do you call a turkey that knows karate?
What do you call a turkey that knows karate?
A chicken nugget!
More Turkey Jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road?
There are many versions of this classic joke, but the most common one goes like this:
A guy was driving down the road when he saw a turkey in the middle of the road. He slammed on his brakes and swerved to avoid hitting it, but he was unsuccessful. The next day, he saw another turkey in the same spot. Again, he swerved to avoid hitting it, but he was unsuccessful. The third day, he saw yet another turkey in the same spot. This time, he swerved and hit it.
When he went to check on the turkey, he found that it was dead. He asked a passerby what had happened. The passerby said, “That’s the third time that turkey’s been hit by a car today!”
What do you call a turkey that doesn’t believe in Christmas?
A Generic Holiday Bird!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a chicken?
A turkey-chicken!
Conclusion
And there you have it! Our collection of funny gobble gobble jokes to make your turkey day even better. We hope you enjoyed them and that they brought some smiles (and maybe even some laughs) to your holiday celebration. Thanks for reading and happy turkey day!
