Here are some of the funniest jokes by the late, great comedian George Carlin. If you need a good laugh, look no further!
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Joke #1
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that crash-proof material?
I’d like to see somebody innovate and come up with a way that you wouldn’t have to go through this every time you fly. You know, where are we going to put our tray tables? Up our assholes?
Joke #2
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
Joke #3
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Joke #4
George: “You know the good part about all those commercials for Medicare supplement insurance? ”
Audience: “No.”
George: “There are only two of them.”
Joke #5
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
