Funny George Carlin Jokes to Make You Laugh

Here are some of the funniest jokes by the late, great comedian George Carlin. If you need a good laugh, look no further!

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Joke #1

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that crash-proof material?

I’d like to see somebody innovate and come up with a way that you wouldn’t have to go through this every time you fly. You know, where are we going to put our tray tables? Up our assholes?

Joke #2

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”

Joke #3

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

Joke #4

George: “You know the good part about all those commercials for Medicare supplement insurance? ”

Audience: “No.”

George: “There are only two of them.”

Joke #5

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

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