Looking for a little math humor to brighten your day? Check out our collection of funny geometry jokes! From puns to one-liners, we’ve got jokes for every math enthusiast.
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Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This classic joke is a great example of a geometry joke. Geometry jokes are all about shapes, angles, and curves. They are often puns or plays on words. If you are looking for a good laugh, check out these funny geometry jokes.
What do you call a shape that’s not right?
There are all sorts of different shapes in the world, from squares and circles to triangles and hexagons. But what do you call a shape that’s not quite right? A irregular shape, of course!
If you’re looking for a laugh, then check out our collection of irregular jokes. From math puns to geometry jokes, we’ve got plenty of ways to make you smile.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was too much trouble to turn around!
How many sides does a circle have?
A: Two, inside and outside!
Puns
Why couldn’t the angle get a job?Because he was always right!Why did the student eat his homework?Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!Why didn’t the angle go to the prom?Because he was already right there!Why are triangles the strongest shape?Because they have pointy corners!
I tried to catch some fog earlier.. I mist.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees!
Why is a rectangle always sad?
Because its angles are never right!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I used to be addicted to hokey pokey.. but I turned myself around.
Q: Why didn’t the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees!
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Q: What do you get when you cross an angle with a rabbit?
A: A 90 degree angle!
Riddles
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This may be a silly joke, but it’s also an example of a riddle. A riddle is a question or statement that’s phrased in a way that requires mental effort to answer or solve. Riddles are often used as a form of entertainment, but they can also be used to teach new concepts or test someone’s knowledge.
A man has a bee in his hand.. what’s in his eye?
A man has a bee in his hand.. what’s in his eye?
I have no idea!
I have a head and a tail but no body.. what am I?
I am a coin!
I’m not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
A fire
Fun Facts
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Victor Borge
The shortest mathematical proof ever was published in the American Mathematical Monthly in 1948. It proved that 1+1=2.
Here is the proof:
“Consider a bakers’ dozen. Take away two. What do you have left? A dozen.”
The symbol pi was first used in 1706 by William Jones.
Pi is the symbol used in mathematics to represent a constant – the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter – which is approximately 3.14159. Pi has been calculated to over one trillion digits beyond its decimal point and it is thought that the digits in pi never repeat and have no pattern.
The first person to use the symbol pi was William Jones, who in 1706 published A New Theory of Cognate Proportions. He used the symbol in his book to represent what we now call an irrational number – a number that cannot be expressed as a rational number, or fraction. Interestingly, Jones actually used the Greek letter ⟨π⟩ to represent 3/2, which differs from our modern definition by only 1/7100000000000000000!
It wasn’t until 1737 that Leonhard Euler popularized the use of π as the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter. He introduced it in his book Introductio in analysin infinitorum, and it has been used ever since.
The first use of the term “math” in English was in 1643 by Robert Herrick.
It was in a work called “Observations of Sundry Natural Objects”. The word “mathematics” comes from the Greek μάθημα (máthēma), which means “what one learns”, “that which is learned”, or “learning”.
