Here are 10 funny geologist jokes that are sure to make your day. If you’re looking for a good laugh, look no further than these jokes about geologists.
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Why did the geologist take a soda with him to work?
Because he wanted a pop rocks experience!
Why did the geologist take a ruler to bed?
To measure his dreams!
Why did the geologist take a piece of cake to bed with him?Because he wanted to have something to crust on!
Why did the geologist take a bath with his clothes on?
So he could tell if his ground was wet!
Q: How does a geologist drink his coffee?
A: Black and volcanically hot!
Why did the geologist break up with his girlfriend?
Because she took him for granite!
Q: How does a geologist relax?
A: By taking a Rock Break!
Q: How is a geologist like a pastry chef?
A: They both deal with rocks!
9. How does a geologist order coffee?
With a lot of rocks in it!
Why did the geologist take a tape measure to the beach?
To find out how long the coastline was!