Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny gay jokes – perfect for brightening up your day!
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Jokes about Gay Men
If you want to make your gay friends laugh, then you’ve come to the right place. This section is full of jokes about gay men. From gay men in the military to gay men in relationships, we’ve got all the bases covered.
Jokes about gay men and their fashion sense
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t moan when you take your meat out of it.
Jokes about gay men and their love for drama
Why do gay men love drama?
Because they’re never happy unless they’re unhappy!
Jokes about gay men and their use of slang
Why do gay men use so much slang?
Because they can’t remember the proper terms for things!
Jokes about Lesbians
Jokes about lesbians and their love for cats
Why did the lesbian cross the road?
To get to her friend’s house!
Why did the other lesbian cross the road?
To get to the cat lady’s house!
Jokes about lesbians and their love for coffee
Why did the lesbian bring a coffee mug to bed?
Because she wanted to wake up with a hot dyke beside her!
Jokes about lesbians and their love for drama
Why do lesbians love drama? Because they’re always talking about their feelings!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders!
What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker? One’s a snack, the other’s a Dry Erase board.
Why did the lesbian break up with her girlfriend? She was tired of eating out all the time!
How do you know if your house has been visited by lesbians? The toilet paper is gone and there’s a dildo in the microwave!
Jokes about Bisexuals
Bisexuality is the capacity to feel sexually attracted to both men and women. Though it’s often considered a “phase,” it’s a legitimate sexual orientation. People who identify as bisexual make up a significant portion of the population, and yet they’re often left out of the conversation when it comes to LGBT+ rights. So, here are some funny gay jokes for the bisexual homies.
Jokes about bisexuals and their love for drama
Why do bisexuals love drama?
Because it’s like having two girlfriends!
Jokes about bisexuals and their love for both men and women
Why did the bisexual cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What does a bisexual bring to a party?
A six pack and a single rose!
Why did the bisexual guy break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was too possessive!
Jokes about bisexuals and their confusion
Q: What do you call a bisexual with a strong preference?
A: A date rapist.
Q: How many bisexuals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it might take a few tries.
Q: Why aren’t bi people allowed in the military?
A: Because they might end up being confused about which side to shoot at.
