Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of Funny Gas Prices Jokes to Make You Smile. These jokes are sure to get you chuckling, and they might just help you save a few bucks at the pump, too!
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Jokes about high gas prices
Q: Why are gas prices so high?
A: Because OPEC likes to see us cry.
Q: How can you tell if gas prices are going up or down?
A: If they’re going up, it’s because of inflation. If they’re going down, it’s because of deflation.
Q: How do you know when gas prices have reached their peak?
A: When they start coming down, it’s because you’re driving on fumes.
Jokes about low gas prices
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of $2.00 a gallon gasoline!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of $3.00 a gallon gasoline!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he was already stuffed!
Jokes about the gas pump
-Q: How much did the gas cost you?
A: $30.
I only had $10, so I had to pump it myself.
-Q: Why are gas prices so high?
A: Because the oil is in Texas and the gas is in Washington!
-Q: What’s the best way to save on gas?
A: Stop driving!
Jokes about running out of gas
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the gas station!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the gas station!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the gas station!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to his friend’s house… on the other side of the gas station!
