From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we’ve got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.
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Introduction
Here are the funniest jokes of 2015. Enjoy!
The top 10 funniest jokes of 2015
The following is a list of the top 10 funniest jokes of 2015, as determined by a panel of judges. The jokes are listed in no particular order.
1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
3. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!
4. I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
5. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
8. You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
9. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
The top 5 funniest jokes of 2015
Here are the top 5 funniest jokes of 2015, as voted by the members of /r/jokes!
5. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
4.Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
3.Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
2.Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
1.Why did the hay cross the road?
To get to the other side!
The top 3 funniest jokes of 2015
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
2. How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
1. How do you throw a space party? You planet!
The top 1 funniest jokes of 2015
1. I invented a new word: Plagiarism!
