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Jokes about chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Why did the chicken run around with his head cut off?
Because he was dead!
Jokes about fried chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken go to church?
To say prayers for the other chickens.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road and doesn’t look both ways?
Dead.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road and doesn’t get hit by a car?
Lucky.
What do you call a chicken that is afraid of crossing the road?
A scaredy-cat.
Jokes about chicken nuggets
Why did the chicken nugget go to the chiropractor?
Because it had a blog in its neck!
Why did the chicken nugget go to therapy?
Because it needed to talk about its issues with breading!
Why did the chicken nugget go on a diet?
Because it was feeling a little battered!
Why did the chicken nugget go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t feeling well “dipped”!
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get to the other side of the dip!
Jokes about chicken soup
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To figure out who killed it!
Why did miss chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of course!
What’s a chickens favorite TV show?
The Falkirk Wheel!
Jokes about chicken pot pie
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side!
Why did Miss Muffet eat tuffets?
Because she liked them!
