Looking for a little lighthearted fun? Check out our collection of fly jokes that are sure to make you smile. From clever puns to silly one-liners, we’ve got all the fly humor you need.
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Jokes
Why did the fly fly? Because it was afraid of the spider! This is just one of the many fly jokes that will have you laughing out loud.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
How does a fly go?
How does a fly go?
A fly goes “buzz, buzz.”
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don’t know, but it’s a really fly idea!
More Jokes
What’s a fly’s favorite fruit?
A fly’s favorite fruit is a raisin.
How do you catch a fly?
There are many ways to catch a fly. The most common method is to use a fly swatter. But there are other ways, too. Here are some funnyfly jokes to make you smile.
-What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!
-What do you call a fly with no legs? A arm!
-How do you catch a fly? You wait till it lands, then you jump on it!
How do you stop a fly from biting?
There are a few things you can do to stop a fly from biting you. One is to use fly repellent. You can also try to keep your distance from flies, and if they do land on you, brush them off immediately. Finally, you can try to avoid areas where there are a lot of flies.
Even More Jokes
Why did the fly fly? Because it was a fly! If you didn’t laugh at that, don’t worry, we have plenty more where that came from.
How does a fly spell “house”?
H-O-U-S-E
How do you know when there’s a fly in your soup?
You can tell when there’s a fly in your soup because it’s usually swimming.
How do you keep a fly from landing on your head?
There are a few ways to keep flies from landing on your head. One way is to keep your head clean and free of food or drink residue. Another way is to cover your head with a hat, scarf, or other piece of clothing. Finally, you can use a fly swatter or other device to physically remove the fly from your head.
