We all know that the flu can be a real drag. But that doesn’t mean we can’t find the humor in it! Check out our collection of funny flu jokes to help you get through the sickness with a smile on your face.
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Introduction
We all know that the flu can be a really miserable experience. But sometimes, laughter is the best medicine! If you’re looking for a way to raise your spirits (and maybe even your white blood cell count), check out some of these funny flu jokes.
The Best Flu Jokes
Jokes for Kids
Q: Why did the flu patient stay in bed all day?
A: Because the doctor told her to “Take it easy!”
Q: What’s the best way to avoid getting the flu?
A: Pretend you’re a chicken and don’t go outside.
Q: Why did the robot get sick?
A: He caught a virus!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a cold?
A: A chillsnowman!
Puns
Flu season is no joke, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun with it. Here are some of the best flu jokes to keep you smiling through the sickness.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… of the flu!
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side… of the flu!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side… of your blood!
-Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to your house before there’s a run on it!
One-Liners
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q. How does a sick kayaker feel?
A. Out of sorts!
I asked the doctor if I could have a glass of water and he said, “Water, are you kidding?”
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed these funny flu jokes! If you’re feeling under the weather, we hope these jokes help you feel a little better. Sometimes laughter really is the best medicine!
