Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny and flirty dad jokes that are sure to make you smile. From clean jokes to puns, we’ve got something for everyone.
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Welcome to Funny and Flirty Dad Jokes that Will Make You Smile. In this article, we’ve compiled a list of some of the best, funniest and most flirty dad jokes that will definitely make you smile. So whether you’re looking for a laugh or hoping to impress your crush, these dad jokes are sure to do the trick!
The Best Dad Jokes
You might not think that dad jokes are all that funny, but trust me, they are! They might be corny, but they always make me smile. Here are some of my favorite dad jokes that are sure to make you smile, too.
Jokes for when you need a good laugh
These dad jokes are so bad, they’re good. If you need a good laugh, read on for the funniest dad jokes.
-Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
-Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
-You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
-What’s the best way to describe it when a woman says “She’s not into you”? She told you she wasn’t the type to watch pre-school shows.
-Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Jokes for when you’re feeling flirty
I’m trying to think of a clever pick up line, but all I can think of is “Hi, I’m human.”
Did you fart? because you blow me away
I could’ve called you beautiful, but you are much more than that.
If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) Pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) crèpes d) acai bowl e) something else?
You must be made of copper and tellurium, because you’re CuTe.
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date then?
We hope you’ve enjoyed our collection of funny and flirty dad jokes! If you have any other favorites, be sure to share them with us in the comments below. And if you’re looking for more laughs, check out our other collections of hilarious jokes, including people who just couldn’t resist trolling their dads, and cheesy puns that will make you groan.