The Top Ten Flat Earth Jokes – A list of the top ten Flat Earth jokes for your enjoyment!
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Introduction
Humanity has a long history of using humor to make light of topics that would otherwise be seen as taboo or uncomfortable. The Flat Earth Society is no exception, and over the years its members have come up with some witty jokes about their beliefs. Here are ten of the best.
1. “I’m not saying that the earth is flat, but it’s a lot flatter than most people think.”
2. “Why didn’t Columbus discover America? Because he was looking for India!”
3. “The only reason I believe in a round earth is because it’s easier to mow my lawn that way.”
4. “If the earth were flat, there would be no need for GPS systems.”
5. “If the earth were truly round, then why don’t we see curvature when we look out over long distances?”
6. “How do you explain the fact that we always see the same side of the moon? Surely if it was round we should see all sides?”
7. “No one has ever been to the edge of the world, so how can we say for sure that it doesn’t exist?”
8. ” Columbus wasn’t looking for America, he was just trying to prove that the earth was flat!”
9. “The proof is in the pudding – or in this case, in the lack of curvature when you look out over long distances.”
10. “Flat earthers are often ridiculed, but at least we’re not afraid to think outside the box!”
The Top Ten Flat Earth Jokes
The following is a list of the top ten flat earth jokes.
Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the flat earth!
Joke #2
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the flat earth!
Joke #3
Why did the chicken walk around the flat Earth?
To get to the other side!
Joke #4
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the flat Earth!
Joke #5
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the flat earth!
Joke #6
6. How do you know the Earth is round?
Because otherwise you would fall off!
Joke #7
Why does a Flat Earther never order pizza?
Because they’re afraid of the edge!
Joke #8
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the world!
Joke #9
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the flat earth!
Joke #10
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the flat earth!
Conclusion
And that’s our top ten list of flat earth jokes. We hope you enjoyed them and we apologize if they didn’t all land for you. If you have any suggestions for improvement or new jokes that you think should be on this list, please let us know in the comments below.
