Funny Flat Ass Jokes to Make You Laugh

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of flat ass jokes. guaranteed to make you chuckle.

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Jokes

Short flat ass jokes

Q. What do you call a flat ass?
A. A spade.

Q. What’s the flattest place on Earth?
A. The Sahara Desert

Long flat ass jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the mosquito cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the banana cross the road?

Because he was sick of being mashed!

Puns

Bad puns are just flat out hilarious. Here are funny flat ass jokes to make you laugh.

Short flat ass puns

I was going to make a flat ass joke, but I couldn’t think of one that was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…of my flat ass!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom…of my flat ass!

Long flat ass puns

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: Where do ghosts go during the day?
A: To the daylight Savings Time!

Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!

Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!

One-liners

These are jokes. Some of them are funny, some of them are not. But they’re all about flat ass jokes.

Short flat ass one-liners

-I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.-

-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. –

-I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. –

-You know what I saw today? Everything I needed to.-

-My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.-

-I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. –

-Don’t worry, it only looks kinky from the outside. –

Long flat ass one-liners

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. To get to the other side

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To get to the other side

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