Funny Fireworks Jokes to Make Your Celebration Even Better

Make your Fourth of July celebration even better with some hilarious fireworks jokes! From jokes about bad fireworks displays to puns about sparklers, we’ve got everything you need to make your friends and family laugh.

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Jokes about fireworks

If you love fireworks, then you’ll love these jokes about fireworks! Guaranteed to make your celebration even better!

-What does a firework call its dad? A bomb!
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the explosion!
-What do you call a firework that’s afraid of heights? A scaredy-cat!
-Why did the duck go to the fireworks store? To get some quacks and pops!
-How do you catch a runaway firework? With a light bulb!

Jokes about the 4th of July

Q: How do you fix a broken drum?
A: With a tuba glue.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it!

Q. What does a baby firework feel when it lights up for the first time?
A. Aww, crap!

Jokes about the history of fireworks

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the fireworks display!

Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the firework stand!

Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the firework show!

Why did the cat cross the road?
Because he was afraid of the dog that was chasing him!

Jokes about using fireworks safely

Whether you’re setting off fireworks yourself or just watching them, these jokes will add some fun to your 4th of July celebration!

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q. What do you call a skunk with a head cold?
A: A stink-ing cold!

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