Check out our collection of funny finger jokes that are sure to make you laugh. These jokes are perfect for kids and adults alike.
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Jokes
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
Short jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the mosquito cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the banana cross the road?
A: Because he was sick of being mashed!
Q:Why did the boy cross the road?
A:To get to his friend’s house
Long jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call a snowman with a three-pack? A snowbelly!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
What do you call a dragon that doesn’t have any teeth? A gummy bear!
Puns
I was going to tell you a finger joke but it’s too soon.
Short puns
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?
A: A swimmer!
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the beach?
A: A beachcomber!
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the forest?
A: A hiker!
Long puns
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European!
Riddles
Q. What did the fingers say to the thumb?
Short riddles
Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
Long riddles
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
If you have a hole in your jeans pocket, then technically it isn’t empty because the hole is something.
