Looking for a little comic relief? Check out our collection of funny fight jokes. From barroom brawls to schoolyard squabbles, we’ve got all the jokes to help you get through the day.
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Jokes about family fights
What’s the best way to win a family fight?
-Apologize quickly.
What’s the best way to avoid a family fight?
-Don’t ever get married or have kids.
Jokes about friends fighting
Q: What’s the best way to break up a fight between two friends?
A: separate them!
Jokes about co-workers fighting
Has anyone here ever had to deal with a co-worker who got into a fight with another co-worker? It’s not an easy situation to deal with, but it can be even harder if you find the whole thing funny. Here are some jokes about co-workers fighting that might help you get through the day.
-Why did the two co-workers start fighting? Because they couldn’t work things out!
-How do you break up a fight between two co-workers? With a chair!
-Why did the human resources department get involved in the fight between the two co-workers? Because they were fighting dirty!
-What do you call it when two co-workers have a physical fight? A brawl!
Jokes about strangers fighting
Q: What’s the best way to avoid a fight with a stranger?
A: Don’t pick one.
Jokes about animals fighting
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
