When it comes to finding humor in the everyday, we often have to look no further than our own backyard – or fence, as the case may be. These funny fence jokes are sure to get you smiling.
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Jokes about Fences
Q: What did the fence say to the other fence?
A:give me a hug!
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side of the fence!
Q: Why was the fence so confused?
A: because someone painted it green and it thought it was a lawn!
Jokes about Neighbors
What’s the best way to deal with nosy neighbors?
-Fence them in!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the fence!
Why did the duck cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the fence!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the fence!
Jokes about Gardeners
Why did the gardeners put a fence around their garden?
To keep the rabbits out!
Why did the gardener plant his seeds in rows?
Because that’s how they come in the packet!
Why did the gardener plant his flowers in a square?
Because he wanted a 4-flower bed!
Jokes about the Countryside
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To contact the other side.
Why did the duck go to rehab?
Because he was sick of the duck!
Why did the farmer win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field!
Jokes about the City
Q:What’s the best way to describe New York City?
A: A place where they wake you up to take your order.
Q:What’s the best way to describe Los Angeles?
A: A place where they wake you up to drive your car.
