Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of Funny February Jokes to make you smile. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes for Kids
Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door or what?
Valentine’s Day Jokes
Q: What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?
A: Tweet love to you!
Q: What did the monkey say to his Valentine?
A: I’m bananas for you!
Q. What game do ducks like to play on Valentine’s Day?
A. Duck, duck, goose!
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
President’s Day Jokes
Q: How many presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One – he just holds it up there and the whole world revolves around him.
Q: What does George Washington say to his wife when she asks where he’s been all day?
A: “I cannot tell a lie, I’ve been chopping down cherry trees.”
Q: What was Abraham Lincoln’s favorite food?
A: Log Cabin Pancakes
Jokes for Adults
February can be a tough month. The weather is cold, and the days are short. But we can help you get through it with some laughter. Here are some of the best jokes for adults that we could find. We hope they bring a smile to your face.
Valentine’s Day Jokes
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
Q. What did one fromhttp://www.purplemath.com/modules/factzero.htmllip say to the other?
A. Don’t worry, we’ll find your Chapstick!
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
President’s Day Jokes
Why did George Washington cross the Delaware?
To get to the other side!
Why did Abraham Lincoln grow a beard?
Because he was sick of shaving!
Why wasn’t George Washington born in America?
Because his parents were not Amish!
