Funny February Jokes for Kids

Looking for some laughs this February? Check out our collection of funny February jokes for kids!

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February is the shortest month of the year, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be packed full of fun! Here are some hilarious jokes to make your February days even better.

February Jokes

Groundhog Day Jokes

Q: What do you call a Groundhog that doesn’t see his shadow?

A: A weatherman!

Q: Why did the groundhog go to bed early?

A: He wanted to catch a shadows!

Q: What kind of music does a groundhog like?

A: Shadow-opa!

Valentine’s Day Jokes

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. Can I interest you in a little row-mance?

Q. How do birds stay warm in the winter?
A. They use feathers!

Q. How do snowmen get around?
A. They take the bus, or they walk around!

Q. How does a snowman get to work in the morning?
A. By icicle!

Presidents’ Day Jokes

Q: What was George Washington’s favorite fruit?
A: Cherries

Q: What was Abraham Lincoln’s favorite food?
A: Apple pie

Q: What did Thomas Jefferson like to do for fun?
A: Ride his bicycle


Thanks for reading our collection of Funny February jokes for kids. As you can see, there’s a lot of fun to be had this month!

If you enjoyed these jokes, why not check out some of our other collections, including Valentines Day jokes, Groundhog Day jokes and President’s Day jokes.

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