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Here are some funny Fe Fi Fo Fum jokes for kids! These jokes are perfect for kids who are learning to read and write and are just starting to understand puns and play on words.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
How do you catch a cheetah?
You tie him to a post!
How do you catch a snake?
You put a stick in front of him and he wraps himself around it!
The Three Little Pigs
Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. One pig built a house of straw, one pig built a house of sticks, and one pig built a house of bricks.
One day, a big bad wolf came and blew down the house of straw. Then he blew down the house of sticks. But he could not blow down the house of bricks.
The three little pigs each had a different opinion about why their houses were different. The first little pig said “I am lazy and I wanted an easy job.” The second little pig said “I wanted to take my time and do it right.” The third little pig said “I wanted to be sure my house would be safe from the big bad wolf.”
Moral of the story: It is important to work hard and do things right the first time, because you never know when the big bad wolf will come along!
The Big Bad Wolf
One day the big bad wolf was blowing down houses. The first house he blew down was made out of straw. The next house he blew down was made out of sticks. The third house he blew down was made out of bricks.
The big bad wolf couldn’t blow down the fourth house no matter how hard he tried. Do you know why?
Because it was made out of concrete!
Jack and the Beanstalk
A man went to a local store to buy some beans. He saw a sign that said, “Jack and the Beanstalk – $2.” He thought it was a great deal, so he bought them.
When he got home, he started planting the beans. A few days later, a giant beanstalk sprouted from the ground. The man climbed the beanstalk and found himself in a giant’s castle.
The giant said, “Who are you and what are you doing in my castle?”
The man replied, “I’m Jack and I’m here to take your gold.”
The giant laughed and said, “You’re not going to take my gold. I’ll eat you instead!”
The man ran away and the giant chased after him. The man was able to escape and made it back down the beanstalk.
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