Looking for some fun farm jokes for kids? Check out our collection of jokes about animals, farmers and more!
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Introduction
Welcome to Fun Farm Jokes for Kids!
This book is packed with silly jokes and humorous illustrations all about farms. From animals and crops to farmers and equipment, there’s something for everyone in this collection of farm jokes.
So don your overalls and get ready to laugh out loud at these funny farm jokes!
Farm Animal Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This classic joke is just one of many hilarious farm animal jokes that will have your kids laughing out loud.
Cows
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Chickens
Why did the chicken walk across the road?
To get to the other side!
Pigs
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
Horses
Why can’t horses wear ties? Because they don’t have necks!
Why do horses wear shoes? Because they keep their hooves from getting sore!
Why did the horse cross the road? To get to the other pasture!
Farm Equipment Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side!
Tractors
Q. What does a tractor say when it wants to be left alone?
A. “I’m combine!”
Q. What kind of music do tractors listen to?
A. Rapper music
Plows
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the pig cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Harvesters
A harvester is a farm machine that is used to harvest crops. Harvesters are also known as combines. There are two main types of harvesters: combine harvesters and header harvesters.
Combine harvesters are the most common type of harvester. They are used to harvest grains such as wheat, barley, oats, and rye. Combine harvesters have a cutting platform that cuts the crop and a threshing mechanism that separates the grain from the plant. The grain is then collected in a container or bags.
Header harvesters are used to harvest fruits and vegetables such as apples, potatoes, and carrots. Header harvesters have a cutting platform that cuts the crop and a picking mechanism that gathers the fruit or vegetable into a container or bags.
Farm Life Jokes
Kids love animals and they love to laugh, so what better way to entertain them then with some jokes about farm life? Farm life jokes are a great way to get kids laughing while teaching them about animals, hard work, and farm life in general. Here are a few of our favorite farm life jokes for kids.
Country Living
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side!
Why did the farmer fix a hole in his fence?
So his pigs could get out!
Why don’t farmers like hockey?
Because it takes too long to convert a farm into an rink!
How do you catch a cheetah?
Tie him to a post!
How does a farmer count his cows?
By using a cow-culator!
Farm Work
How do you fix a broken tractor? With a tractor repair kit.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the farmer put his cows in the barn? Because they were out of pasture.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Farmers
Ok, so farmers aren’t known for being the funniest people around. But that doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate a good joke, especially if it’s about farming! Here are a few of our favorite farm jokes.
Q: What’s a farmer’s favorite fruit?
A: A plough-mier!
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef!
Q: How does a farmer count his cows?
A: With a cowa-lculator!
Q: How do you catch a rabbit?
A: You put a carrot on one end of a stick and wait for the rabbit to run around and get it!
Conclusion
Q: How do you catch a cheetah?
A: You tie him to a post!
Q: How does a rabbi make coffee?
A: Hebrews it!
Q: How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
A: It raises a stink!
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
