Looking for some funny fall jokes to make your kids smile? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of jokes about leaves, pumpkins, and all things autumn.
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Jokes
It’s time to get ready for some Fall fun! Here are some jokes to make your kids smile.
Riddles
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
One-liners
Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!
Q. Why did the gym close down?
A. It just didn’t work out!
Q. You know what I saw today?
A. Everything I looked at.
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
Tongue twisters
Tongue twisters are a great way to get kids giggling while they improve their speaking skills. Here are some of our favorites:
1) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if the woodchuck could chuck wood?
2) How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
3) She sells seashells by the seashore.
4) How can a koala bear hold so much food in its tummy?
5) I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop.
6) Red lorry, yellow lorry, so a red lorry, a yellow lorry.
Fall
Although we may not like to admit it, we all love a good fall joke. They are just so dang funny! Whether you are looking for a laugh to share with your kids or just want to enjoy a good chuckle yourself, these fall jokes are sure to do the trick.
The leaves
The leaves are falling, falling,
Falling from the trees.
Falling, falling, falling,
Into heaps of leaves.
Heaps of red and yellow leaves,
Of orange and brown.
Swirling in the autumn breeze,
Dancing on the ground.
The weather
The weather is getting colder and the leaves are falling off the trees. It must be autumn! Check out our collection of funny fall jokes for kids. These kid-friendly jokes are perfect for school, camp or just to make them smile.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: Steak… rare!
Q. How do ghosts start a car?
A. They use boogered gas!
Halloween
It’s almost Halloween, which means it’s time for some spooky jokes! Here are some Halloween jokes to make your little ghosts and goblins smile.
Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A: Spookgetti!
Q: What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
Q: How do ghosts feel when they brush their teeth?
A:Haunted!
Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
A: Do you boo often?
Kids
Their laughter
Their laughter is the sweetest sound. It’s also the best medicine, which is why we’ve put together this collection of funny fall kids jokes. From silly riddles to knock-knock jokes, these laugh-out-loud jokes are sure to bring a smile to their face – and yours too!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
Q: How does a skeleton know when it’s going to rain?
A: He can feel it in his bones!
Q: How many ghosts can fit in a car?
A: Enough to fill the backseat!
Q. Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A. Mumbo jumbo land
Their innocence
Kids are the best when it comes to making us laugh. They say the funniest things and they always seem to be having so much fun. When they fall, they just get back up and keep going. They don’t care if they skin their knee or bruise their ego, they just want to have fun.
Here are some of the funniest fall jokes that kids have told. These will definitely make you smile.
Q: What does a Witch use to make her potion?
A: A measuring cup!
Q: How do you fix a Jack-o-lantern that’s been carved too deeply?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: How do ghosts like their eggs?
A: Screaming!
Their imaginations
Q: Why did the boy put a clock under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted to dream about time!
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see right through.
Q: How do you fix a serious leak?
A: With a serious duck.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
