Why did the chicken go to the eye doctor?
To get checked for fowl play! If you’re looking for more funny eye doctor jokes, you’ve come to the right place.
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Jokes about going to the eye doctor
Why did the chicken go to the eye doctor?
To get his peepers checked!
Why did the guy go to the eye doctor?
Because he wasn’t seeing things clearly!
Why did the Basketball player go to the eye doctor?
Because he needed new glasses!
Jokes about glasses and contact lenses
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the blonde cross the road?
To get to the eye doctor!
Why did the duck go to the eye doctor?
Because he needed a new pair of quack lenses!
How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but you’ll need a second opinion!
Jokes about famous people with vision problems
-Blind people don’t need glasses, they just wear them for Fashion.
-How do you know if you’re nearsighted or farsighted? If you can see, you’re farsighted.
-I tried contact lenses once but I couldn’t put my finger on them.
-I had an eye test today and I was wrong.
-What did the pirate say when he lost his eye patch? Where’s me eye?
Jokes about eye surgeries
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other eye doctor!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
