Jokes about Darwin, natural selection, monkeys, and more!
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Jokes about the Big Bang Theory
What did God say when he created the universe?
“BANG! I’m not a morning person.”
How did we get here?
If you remember the Big Bang, you weren’t there.
Why is the universe so big?
Because God has a really big sense of humor.
Jokes about Charles Darwin and Natural Selection
1. What did Charles Darwin say when he saw a monkey?
“That’s one sick individual.”
2. Why did Charles Darwin cross the road?
To get to the other side of natural selection!
3.Why was Charles Darwin worried about his theory of evolution?
Because he knew it would be a hard sell!
Jokes about Human Evolution
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the monkey cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did Homo erectus cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about the Future of Evolution
What will the future of evolution hold? Who knows! But we can certainly have a laugh or two at its expense. Here are some funny jokes about the future of evolution.
-What will the next step in human evolution be? Putting our hands in our pockets to keep them warm!
-How will we know when we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution? When we can finally keep our promises to ourselves!
-What will be the next stage in human evolution? When we stop making excuses for our mistakes!
