Sometimes you just need a good laugh. Check out our collection of funny environment jokes that are sure to make you smile.
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Introduction
In today’s world, it’s important to be environmentally conscious and do our part to protect the planet. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun too! Check out these hilarious jokes about the environment that are sure to make you smile.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the recycling center!
-Why did the environmentalist cross the road? To get to the other side of the solar panel factory!
-Why did the tree cross the road? To get to the other side of the forest!
-Why did the river cross theroad? To get to the other side ofthe bridge!
Jokes about the Environment
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
How does a snowman get to work in the morning?
By icicle!
Why don’t penguins live at the North Pole?
Because it’s too chilly!
What kind of whale was witches afraid of?
A baleen whale!
Jokes about Animals
Q: Why don’t environmental scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why are environmental scientists so good at Chemistry?
A: Because they know how to handle acids and bases!
Q: How many environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it really wants you to recycle the old one!
Jokes about Plants
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
Q. How do you throw a space party?
A. You planet!
Q:What kind of bean doesn’t grow in a garden?
A: A jelly bean!
Jokes about Recycling
Why don’t environmental scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the environment break up with the greenhouse?
Because the greenhouse was too hot and sweaty.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why was the carbon dioxide feeling so blue?
Because it lost 2 oxygen molecules and became carbon monoxide!
Jokes about Global Warming
Q: What’s the best way tofight global warming?
A: With puns!
Q: How does Al Gore like his coffee?
A: Decaf!
Q: How can you help prevent global warming?
A: By taking shorter showers!
Jokes about Weather
1.Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the hurricane!
2.Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the tornado!
3.Why did the mosquito cross the road?
Toget to your blood!
4.Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the other side of the flood!
5.Why didthe worm crosstheroad?
To getto apples!
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed our Funny Environment Jokes to Make You Smile. If you have any other jokes that you think we should include, please let us know in the comments below.
