Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny entrepreneur jokes. From office pranks to clever comebacks, these jokes will have you smiling in no time.
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Jokes
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
A lady goes to a store
A lady goes to a store and asks the salesman, “Do you have any men’s shoes in size 11? I need them for my husband.”
The salesman replies, “We do have some men’s shoes in size 11, but they’re not for sale.”
A man is driving his car
A man is driving his car down the road when he notices a sign that says “Low Bridge Ahead.” He gets out of his car to measure the height of the bridge, and he finds that it is just barely high enough for his car to pass under. He gets back in his car and drives to the nearest gas station, where he asks the attendant to tell him when the bridge is clear. The attendant agrees, and the man drives his car under the bridge. When he gets to the other side, he sees another sign that says ” Low Bridge Ahead.”
Puns
Puns are great for making people laugh. They can be used in a variety of settings, from casual conversation to business meetings. If you’re an entrepreneur, you can use puns to lighten the mood and make people smile. Here are some funny entrepreneur jokes to make you smile.
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
A lady goes to a store
A lady goes to a store and asks, “Do you have any cleaning products?”
The salesman says, “Yes we do. What are you looking for?”
She says, “I need something to clean my coffee pot.”
He asks, “What’s wrong with it?”
She says, “I can’t get the stains out.”
A man is driving his car
A man is driving his car when he sees a sign that reads “low bridge ahead.” He lowers his car and drives under the bridge. Soon after, he sees another sign that reads “tunnel ahead.” He drives into the tunnel. After exiting the tunnel, he sees a sign that reads “height restrictions in place.” He quickly backs up and drives under the bridge.
One-liners
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
A lady goes to a store
A lady goes to a store and asks for a bar of soap. The clerk says, “For you, madam, anything!”
A man is driving his car
A man is driving his car on a quiet Sunday morning when he notices a rabbit jump out into the road in front of him. He swerves to avoid the rabbit, but unfortunately ends up hitting it. The man feels terrible and gets out of his car to check on the rabbit. To his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The man buries the rabbit next to the road and says a quick prayer. As he is walking back to his car, he sees another rabbit jump out in front of him. He thinks to himself, “Oh no, not again,” but this time he is able to swerve and avoid hitting the rabbit.
The man continues on his way, but keeps an eye out for any more rabbits. Sure enough, before long he sees another one jump out in front of him. This time he is not so lucky and he hits the rabbit.
The man gets out of his car again and feels even worse than before. He looks around and sees a house nearby with a woman standing in the front yard. He goes up to her and asks if she knows anything about the rabbits in the area.
The woman replies, “Yes, I do know about them. You see, this used to be a chicken farm, but we had to get rid of all the chickens because they were constantly jumping out into the road and getting hit by cars.”
